HAPPY THANKSGIVING!What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed

2 Comments:
ONE WORD....... HORRIBLE
Damn. I missed the comment about you running your car into a lightpost. I didn't think you would be that distraught about me leaving. Thought you were going to celebrate
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