Thursday, November 24, 2005

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed
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2 Comments:

At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ONE WORD....... HORRIBLE

 
At 12:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn. I missed the comment about you running your car into a lightpost. I didn't think you would be that distraught about me leaving. Thought you were going to celebrate

 

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