Weekend Review
Weekend Ball: Todd. He prompted me to take a disgusting shot, but did help me sit with a table of nice bachelorette girls, unfortunately, the majority of which were married. Also, I am afraid if he didn't get the Weekend Ball I would be out Masters' tickets. And that is just a risk I am not going to take.
Weekend Goat: Jeff, my new roommate, who I (or Howard, the owner of the house) didn't know was going to be our new roommate until 10 PM the night before. Then we had to help him move on Saturday... in the rain. The cherry on top, he sat in his room screwing around while Eddie was out in the truck doing all the heavy lifting.
Quote of the Weekend: Eddie, while smoking in the moving truck, was screaming at Jeff to "Get your ass out here". Meanwhile, Jeff was working to try and get his room in order and came out with sweat pouring down and his head steaming. It was typical Eddie and real funny at the time.
THUMBS UP, THUMBS DOWN SEGMENT
THUMBS UP: Jorge, who went from noticeably absent last weekend to perfect attendance this weekend.
THUMBS DOWN: Jeff and Shane for, just a little over a year after making me move them in the "Ice storm 2005" they made me move them in "Downpour 06".
THUMBS UP: Jeff and Shane for actually moving most of the heavy stuff themselves.
THUMBS DOWN: Eddie for showing up late
THUMBS UP: Jorge for picking good cuisine in Fuego
THUMBS DOWN: Me for eating the entire Tres Leches, a.k.a chocolate cake with cream on the plate
THUMBS UP: Texas Longhorns, for whipping Kansas and taking control of the big 12 in basketball
THUMBS UP: Mack for representing at the Texas Longhorns basketball game.
THUMBS UP: The waitress who administered the shot to me at Fuego. Cheap thrills.
THUMBS UP: Lavazza coffee. It is real popular in Italy and hopefully will become more mainstream here in the United States
THUMBS UP: Apolo Anton Ohno who beat the Koreans again to win the gold in the 500 m speedskating. He is gracious when he loses and humble when he wins unlike....
THUMBS DOWN: Bode Miller who once again disqualified himself and still claims he raced well and could have won. Yeah, and so could I! Good news is...with the Olympics over and him with no medal we hopefully have heard the last of him.
THUMBS UP: Dad for buying a modern music cd...Everclear.
posted by ElliottATL @ 2/26/2006 09:46:00 PM
10 comments
10 Comments:
Like Cubs fans when the visiting team hits a home run, I'm throwing the ball back.
You give me the weekend ball and slam my choice of bachelorette parties at the same time? Unforgivable.
Three may have been married or engaged, but three weren't. I put you in position to talk to three attractive, not to mention eligible, women and all you do is complain that the other three were married. You even got the shot for free and the hot waitress to give it to you.
As I said about your behavior last weekend, Paula and Bob taught you better than that. At least they have Marshall to be proud of.
I just hope Howie charges you a "Blaming Todd because Elliott got nowhere with three attractive women" fee.
He is going to be charged a "blaming Todd" fee for sure, his Masters ticket. His weekend ball was insincere as it was only given to promote his self interests.
Don't fall for it Todd. Take the weekend ball. Tell him to keep dreaming of the Masters.
Don't forget Eddie's other fantastic quote after yelling at Jeff to get his ass outside "Hey Jeff. It's moving day. Not organizing day"
Thumbs up to Don the Sushi Man at Mt. Fuji. Served it up nice.
Thumbs up to Sam for offering to have an intervention with Elliott to discuss his recently violent and aggressive behavior.
Todd did earn the weekend ball, I just was stating how it was ironic how he earned it and it was to my benefit he got it.
As for the bachelorette party, the only issue was the hot one at the table who I started a conversation with was married. Basically, at that table hot equaled married and not hot = single. It was unfortunate, but certainly not Todd's fault.
I apologize for any confusion this might have caused.
It is okay if Howie charges me a "Blame Todd" fee, it is more than offset by the "Jeff snoring" deduction.
That apology was unacceptable. Every woman at that table, with the possible exception of one of the single girls was attractive.
You choked and you couldn't pull it off. I should have sent Howie and Jorge over there instead of you. At least they would have been thankful.
It looks like I'm going to have to take my wingman skills to another crew.
Enjoy watching the Masters on TV.
Your weekend review fails, unfortunately, to address the Vince Young Wonderlic Test fiasco that was unfurled before us this weekend. Come on, E. That's a true oversight. Give me a cogent and comprehensive argument/defense that hasn't been regurgitated time and time again by the talking heads on ESPN...
Todd, should you really be playing wingman at all before you have secured your own pootie? I mean ifit was such fine ass why didn't you grab a slice yourself?
Todd, should you really be playing wingman at all before you have secured your own pootie? I mean ifit was such fine ass why didn't you grab a slice yourself?
Kit, sometimes 'tis better to give than to receive. I was trying to look out for the boy.
Ah too true. This might however fall under the air mask category. When you are on a plane, should the cabin loose pressure, secure your own mask first so you are able to help those who can not help themselves.
Kit.
VERY GOOD ANALOGY.
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