Golf season in full bloom
Last weekend I completed an feat, however easy and unimpressive, of attending 3 PGA tournaments in 3 weeks. It began with the Bellsouth Classic where evil Phil Mickelson ran away with the tournament, yet Elliott's feeding of me and "friends" of beer made us less disgusted and more happily intoxicated leaving the tournament (that is all of us except for Todd who we had to hold back from running on the green and tackling Phil after the tournament). It was a beautiful Sunday and a fun time, but when is golf, free food and alcohol, and 75 degrees and sunny not a good time?
The second tournament was the Masters which was the following Monday, a practice round. This was my first trip to Augusta National and it was awesome to see and experience the history and tradition I had heard so much about. The course was magnificent as well the weather. Christine and I had a great time walking the course, stalking players for autographs, and taking pictures.

The last tournament was the Verizon Heritage in Hilton Head where Todd and I went to watch our favorite golfer, Ben Curtis. Again I was blessed by perfect weather and on Friday a very solid round by Ben. Todd and I however did have a huge letdown when we saw a "Boral Bricks" yacht sitting in the harbor and realized our good friend Julie did not even attempt to help us get on the yacht for pre-tournament parties. It was disheartening and Todd was extremely sad; only a ice cream cone made him feel better. But it was hot outside, so the ice cream cone melted too quickly which made Todd cry. Luckily he felt better later in the afternoon. I then accidently flirted with a girl who Ben's caddie had an interest in last year. We enjoyed a nice dinner with Ben and his wife Candace where I gave Ben the best advice I knew-- keep wearing the Atlanta Falcons shirts, when you wear the shirt of a champion you play like a champion.
Unfortunately, he did not take my advice and the next day wore a Carolina Panthers shirt and shot 6 over. Todd and I stayed a couple of hours longer and watched some golf in the IBM tent with Beth at the 17th green. It was a good spot to watch a par 3. Todd then cheated in mini-golf and beat me, and later that night we went to dinner at Bonefish (where Todd hit on the waitress) and dessert and drinks at Street Meet (where Todd hit on the waitress).
Sunday morning was early as Ben's tee time was at 8:27 AM. He was wearing the Falcons shirt again, so he hit a near flawless round of -4. During the round I got threatened by Ben's caddie Andy for flirting with "his" girl. I never thought I'd be threatened at a PGA tour event by a player's caddie, but I guess sometimes the unexpected happens. We said goodbye to Ben and Candace after the round, I kicked Andy's ass, and we headed home.
All in all a fun, historic, and relaxing few weekends.
Here is an excerpt from an article after the Heritage:
Aaron Baddeley Wins Tournament Tiger Woods Would Have Won Had He Been There
April 20, 2006
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC—Golf analyst Johnny Miller called Aaron Baddeley's first-place 15-under performance at the Verizon Heritage golf tournament a good effort, but nothing compared to what Tiger Woods would have done had he been there. "Tiger would have easily shot 21-under, maybe even 23-under because there was so little wind," Miller said to Baddeley during a post-round interview. "Aaron, Tiger would have eagled that long par five and driven the green on that par four, and he would have definitely made that putt you missed on number 12. But, I guess that's just Tiger being Tiger." Baddeley accepted defeat, saying that coming in second to Woods in a tournament in which Woods did not in fact play is no dishonor, and that he would send Woods the majority of the first-place check, minus travel and lodging expenses.

